The United Nonsense of Will Powers' Wise Bible

Facts & Comments

"Life is an STI."

"Bones. I wonder if they'll ever find ours."

"Time will eventually kill you."

"School is where you can forget to live."

"Accept the possibility that God doesn't like you."

"The oxygen we breath makes us old."

"Save trees, eat more beavers."

"You can drink a pint of your own blood before you vomit."

"Only when you're having a nightmare, do you appreciate consciousness."

"When people die, there is more air to breath."

"1.5 million Americans will have heart attacks this year."

"You don't cheat fate, fate cheats you."

"Consider this...we aren't really here after all."

"Vincit omnia industria = Work conquers everything."

"Knowledge is bricks, widsom is mortar."

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer."

"A lie is always hidden between 2 truths."

"A man dies once, but a coward dies a thousand times."

"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

"What good is life if you don't feel alive."

"If you think you can or can't do something, you're probably right."

"Guns never kill people, people kill people."

"Time will get you one day."

"It's written that one day you'll die, so fate is real."

"Reality can only be interpreted by the individual."

"The line between genius and insanity is thin."

"You may have set in motion the events which will lead to your death just by reading this."

"4109 Americans will have heart attacks today."

"Fact is very different from truth."

"The things you own end up owning you."

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one."

"Your hair grows a mile a day."

"Some cigarettes contain rocket fuel."

"The instant the present comes, we call it the past."

"Never do tomorrow what you can do today."

"The fool and his money: soon parted."

"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."

"Without order nothing can exist, but without chaos nothing can evolve."

"Necessity is the mother of all creation."

"Evil spelt backwards is "live"."

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

"I know what pain is, I have been taught it by masters."

"Only when you've lost everything do you really have everything."

"A-man-a-plan-a-canal-panama."

"The good guys are always those that win."

"When shot, you may be dead before you ever hear the gun."

"A friend in need is a friend indeed."

"You leave only when light falls on you."

"Your excuses are your own."

"In the dark, a blind man is the surist guide. In a world of madness, let the mad man lead the way."

"One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter."

Source: Mark Graham

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